Space Monkeys
August 13th, 2010In a not so distant future mankind had destroyed all natural ressources on the planet. Too late we realized, that all life was spawned and dependant on one single fruit: The banana, which kept the secret to life itself written into its DNA .
In the golden ages man knew about this, but after generations of decadence and hedonism that knowledge was lost… And after the last banana was sold on eBay to be used for a daiquiri, it was almost too late.
In a desperate attempt to save humanity the leaders of all free countries decided to start a billion dollar rescue mission. It only seemed logical to send the last remaining specimen of the natural hunter of the banana into space to search for the source.

The monkeys were trained by the best of their trade. Their whole lifes narrowed down to that one crucial mission.
On the day they were sent off into space, mankind stayed behind with only their hope left to hold on to.

For years the monkeys were searching in the darkness until finaly one day they found it. But after relying on banana flavoured tofu alone for so long, all that training was forgotten in that instant as they spotted the incredibly delicious Space Bananas.
So they lost control and by thus brought upon them their demise as well as upon all humanity.
And this was the end.

So what have we learned?
Well, nothing much, but one particular thing:
No matter what you do to it, a monkey is still a monkey.





















