The Bankster

August 8th, 2009

the bankster

This is the Bankster, the kingpin of legal crime. He gazes upon you with contempt, for he knows, you do not know or understand the principle of making real money without the slightest effort. His only interest is interest and compound interest. And while you are trying to make a living from hard work (be it honest or dishonest) he´s quadrupling his fortune while sitting on his enormous ass.
And he´s gotten so fat, he barely fits the frame.

the bankster closeup

the bankster closeup 02

There are so many things wrong in this world.
I think banks should only be allowed to be run by the government. While this sounds terribly communist at first sight, it makes total sense when you think about it. Generating profit out of interest is a method of earning money which shouldnt be available to private persons, because it corrupts them and they become greedy, fat pigs.
While any other profit oriented venture shouldn´t be run by the government.
Another important thing is, to teach kids the right things at school. They should learn how our banking and money system is actually really working. I think this is not getting told on purpose, so you jump right out of school into dept, taking your first loan to buy this new car or that luxus-stereo sound system. And by then, they´ve got you and you´ve got to pay them back for the rest of your live.
So I say lets trade useless lessons like religious education for something like “How to not fuck up your live”

These are my 50 cents on how to heal the world.

And while we´re at it: women shouldn´t be allowed to play soccer… It´s ridiculous!

Schiele 2.0

August 4th, 2009

Now and then I feel a little expressionistic.

stans schiele 01

stans schiele closeup 01

…haven´t felt cubistic yet. But I hope that´s gonna come, as it sounds like fun.

There´s nothing worse…

August 4th, 2009

…than a fat lady in an elevator.

fat lady

Thanks,
but, No, thanks!
… I´d rather eat the peanuts out of a dead monkey´s ass.